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DOGGIE DEFINITIONS
LEASH-A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOGGY BED-Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bed- spread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. BEG-Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps. SNIFF-A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop. DUMPSTER-A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread. BICYCLE-Two wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away, smugly. THUNDERSTORM-This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunder- storms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels. TRASH BASKET-This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home. DUST COVERS- Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean. BATH- This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. BUMP- The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea. LOVE- Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return. >> _______________________________________
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LEASH-A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you
to lead your person where you want him/her to go. ___________________________________________ Поводок - ремень, который прикреплен к твоему ошейнику, дающий возможность вести твоего хозяина куда тебе хочется. _______________________________________
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BEG-Is what you do when your persons have food and you
don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps. ___________________________ I LOVE THIS!!! ___________________________ Просить - это то, что ты делаешь, когда у твоего хозяина есть еда, а у тебя нет. Для того, что бы проделать это правильно, ты должен сидеть так близко, как можешь, печально смотреть и пускать слюньи на пол или, еще лучше, на его колени. _______________________________________
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