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You may live in Canada if:
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again.
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
If you find -20F degrees 'a little chilly'.
If you owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
If the trunk of your car doubles as a freezer.