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It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but
until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent............................12 Calories Without her consent.......................2187 Calories This is currently known as "The University of Colorado Move" >>> OPENING HER BRA: With both hands..............................8 Calories With one hand...............................12 Calories With your teeth............................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection.............................6 Calories Without an erection.......................3315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary...................................12 Calories 69 lying down................................78 Calories 69 standing up..............................812 Calories Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories Doggy Style.................................326 Calories Italian chandelier.........................2912 Calories ORGASMS: Real.........................................112 Calories Fake........................................1315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging..............................18 Calories Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years...................................36 Calories 30-39 years...................................80 Calories 40-49 years..................................124 Calories 50-59 years.................................1972 Calories 60-69 years.................................7916 Calories 70 and over......................Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly........................................32 Calories In a hurry....................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door........5218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.......13,521 Calories Your results may vary. _______________________________________
Вообще-то , я ангел.. просто крылья в стирке и нимб на подзарядке
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