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Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50 Fahrenheit (10 C) -
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C) -
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians Sunbathe.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) -
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C) -
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) -
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C) -
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) -
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C) -
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) -
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C) -
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) -
Hell freezes over.
The Maple Leafs win the Cup