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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and
I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and
decided to amaze our men by greeting them at
the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and
a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos
and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman
of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate
love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his
office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it
only the black bra, heels and Mask over my
eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't
say a word, but he started to tremble and
we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black
bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,


(You'll love this)

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"